I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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