your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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