Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
