He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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