Did you just see the Batmobile???
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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