i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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