just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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