ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm really busy with my period
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