so explain again why im purple
no
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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