Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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