even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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