You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
