Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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