i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
