i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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