This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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