I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Randomize
