I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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