fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I don't think brook has ever known best
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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