spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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