The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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