I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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