so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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