Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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