he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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