So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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