How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Randomize
