You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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