Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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