what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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