Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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