Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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