it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Can I color on your dick again?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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