I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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