Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
