Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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