Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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