It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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