wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
