I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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