She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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