sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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