But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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