i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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