You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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