Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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