Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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