He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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