"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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