he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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