so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
