we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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