How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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