I'm lost and stupid without you.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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