Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
