There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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